Three episodes in, and this season of Euphoria is already delivering absolute chaos. Just last week, Cassie (Sydney Sweeney) and Nate (Jacob Elordi) tied the knot in a wedding that took a dark turn when the groom violently lost a little piggy. We also got deeper insight into Jules (Hunter Schafer) and her sugar-daddy situation, while a gun-running Rue (Zendaya) ended up getting stopped by the DEA. And that was just the beginning—let’s get into this week’s madness.
Wow, Rue seems screwed!
She tries to stay calm during her DEA interrogation, but the moment Laurie (Martha Kelly) is mentioned, everything spirals. Suddenly, Rue is staring down decades in prison. Naturally, she’s now likely to turn on Laurie and Alamo (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) and give them up to the feds…which is about as stressful as it gets.
Cassie is going to let Maddy (Alexa Demie) blow up her OnlyFans
Completely fed up with the massive $1 million debt Nate owes, Cassie decides it’s time to make quick money online. She even agrees to a full transformation to take her from “the suburbs to the city,” complete with a flashy “Welcome to Hollywood” montage.
Lexi (Maude Apatow) hired Jules for an art project… and it backfired.
Jules was commissioned to create a backdrop for the nighttime soap Lexi works on, but her piece included 14 penises. “Sorry, Jules — this isn’t HBO! Can’t do that on network television.”
At least Patricia (Sharon Stone) was upfront with Lexi about just how badly it disrupted the production.
Cringe-worthy chaos in the Champagne room.
A very NSFW moment unfolds with Kitty (Anna Van Patten), oddly set to “Ave Maria.” It’s one of those over-the-top “Euphoria” sequences, cross-cut with Cassie working her way through the party—and eventually the bedroom—of influencer Brandon Fontaine (Jeff Wahlberg).
Saved by the robbery!
Things nearly fall apart for Rue during a heated argument at a strip club with Big Eddy (Kadeem Hardison) and Magick (Rosalía). Just when it looks like she’s about to be exposed, masked robbers storm the place, creating the perfect distraction. It might be her way out—except for one final twist. Rue spots the getaway driver: Faye (Chloe Cherry), working for Laurie. Those lips don’t lie!
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